give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
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When my parents call:
When my boo calls:
When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls:
